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This is revenge, isn’t it? (I regret nothing!)

Okay, prepare yourself:


1: Name I’m not telling (anyone could be reading this), but Alec Baldwin is a hint

2: Age 21!

3: 3 fears small enclosed spaces, insects, being laughed at

4: 3 things I love music, movies, stuffed animals

5: 4 turn ons Accents, clothing porn, hand porn, when they look you in the eyes (whoops, I think I just described Tom Hiddleston…)

6: 4 turn offs when they are clingy, when they are judgmental/close-minded, when they dress like they think no one can see them, unintelligent conversation

7: my best friend my chocolate twin

8: sexual orientation fluid ;)

9: my best first date uh, never really been on a legit first date, but one time Hiddles and Claire went on an all-day date (it was a LARP), and that was the best date so far

10: how tall am I 5’8” give or take

11: what do I miss the Hiddles and Claire rp :[

12: what time was I born fuck if I know. I’d just been born, I wasn’t paying attention to the time. but my parents say 3 a.m.?

13: favourite color all of them!

14: do I have a crush weeeell, I’ve got a couple friend-crushes…but crush-crushes, NOPE!

15: favourite quote “your phone is the bad guy. you should get it some bitchin’ facial hair. preferably of the mustache variety.” (this is what happens when I make Tom Hiddleston my text tone)

16: favourite place anywhere I’m happy

17: favourite food cheese

18: do I use sarcasm I try, though it might be more effective if I had one of these


19: what am I listening to right now myself playing guitar

20: first thing I notice in a new person their sense of humor

21: shoe size 9-9 1/2

22: eye color hazel

23: hair color currently dark brown

24: favourite style of clothing omfg, anything that makes me look good?

25: ever done a prank call? not that I remember, but it’s on my bucket list

27: meaning behind my url a gif of John Barrowman drinking tea was inserted into a conversation about erections, and my first train of thought was “erections and tea”!

28: favourite movie pirates of the caribbean (the first)

29: favourite song you’re crazy if you think I can pick one, two, or even a top five (but at the moment, it’s One Foot by Fun.)

30: favourite band at the moment, Fun. (also Road to Bremen)

31: how I feel right now content :)

32: someone I love you ^^ my chocolate twin. and my overlyfriendly neighborhood anon

33: my current relationship status single, and enjoying it.

34: my relationship with my parents mom is the pushy one, and I think she’s a bitch about 75% of the time, otherwise, she’s cool. dad is the more open one, my confidant, I get along better with him (let’s face it, I’m a daddy’s girl)

35: favourite holiday Halloween, man (christmas is pretty rad too)

36: tattoos and piercings that I have 6 lobe piercings (3 in each ear), 2 helix piercings, and a nose piercing, no tattoos

37: tattoos and piercings that I want no more piercings, I’m good there. I want a butterfly on my left arm (somewhere on the underside, where the scars are), a small lightning bolt on the back of my neck (it’s a Potter thing but also now a Thor thing I guess XD), and a Celtic knot (not sure where yet…perhaps my ankle or lower back)

38: the reason I joined tumblr I needed a place to vent

39: do I and my last ex hate each other? not that I’m aware of…

40: do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? yep, both

41: have I ever kissed the last person I texted? no

42: when did I last hold hands? I don’t know, probably with my ex, months ago

43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on how lazy I want to be and how much I want to sleep in…usually 15-30 minutes I guess

44: have you shaved your legs in the past three days nope

45: where am I right now bed

46: if I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? hopefully the people I’m with

47: do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD (hopefully I’m not disturbing anyone)

48: do I live with mom and dad? yes


50: do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? not right now

51: how often do I wear a fake smile? …I don’t keep track? often, I guess

52: when was the last time I hugged someone? graduation (that was like…2-ish weeks ago?)

53: what if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d probably feel a bit disgusted and turn around and walk away

54: is there anyone I trust even though I should not? probably

55: what is something I disliked about today? waking up too early, not being able to fall back asleep, and then eventually falling asleep 3 hours later and waking up at 6 p.m.

56: if I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?



57: what do I think about most? ??! I don’t know, my ADD gets in the way! Even if I wanted to attempt figuring out what I think about most, I’d probably go off on a tangent of other thoughts and forget what I was originally trying to think about in the first place.

58: what’s my strangest talent? Um…I can impersonate Ke$ha? I think?

59: do I have any strange phobias? the severely mentally unstable (I’ve already been bitched out about of this, so please try to understand)

60: do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front, definitely! :D

61: what was the last lie I told? honestly, I don’t remember, I lie a lot (maybe it was that time I said I didn’t have work when I did)

62: do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither! texting/messaging is where it’s at!

63: do I believe in ghosts? how about aliens? I like to believe in ghosts, so I guess I do. and maybe not the stereotypical green aliens, but I do believe that other forms of life exist out there.

64: do I believe in magic? I like to

65: do I believe in luck? pft, I might if a little more of it came my way :P

66: what’s the weather like right now? warm, inside the house and out

67: what was the last book I read? currently reading Good Omens

68: do I like the smell of gasoline? yes, I admit it

69: do I have any nicknames? Maddy is my nickname, but the occasional “Madds” gets thrown in, “Madd-e” is slowly becoming one too, and so is “Erections” (but those last three are each used by only one person xD)

70: what was the worst injury I’ve ever had? …I don’t know, I’m rarely injured (maybe that’s where the luck comes in), uhmm…slamming my fingers in the car door, putting a huge gash in my leg while trying to ride a bike, and stepping on a pin (it went into my heel) come to mind…

71: do I spend money or save it? both, but I’m trying hard for the latter

72: can I touch my nose with my tongue? no, but I almost did once

73: is there anything pink 10 feet from me? my socks, pajama bottoms, and a blanket

74: favorite animal sharks, motherfucker!

75: what was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping, actually (before I woke up at 4 a.m. » )

76: what do I think Satan’s last name is? Moffat

77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Uhmm, Call Me Loki by Schae

78: how can you win my heart? I wouldn’t advise you to try, I’d probably waste your time

79: what would I want to be written on my tombstone? I really have no idea o.o depends on whether I want it to be bittersweet but truthful, or humorous, or what

80: what is my favourite word? debacle (I don’t know why), also gusto

81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr I just picked 5 random ones that I really like, okay? (in no particular order) generation-loki, theywillliveagaininfreedom, do-you-have-a-flag, benedictator, textsfromcourfeyrac :D

82: if the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? keep calm and love me, bitches

83: do I have any relatives in jail? not that I know of…

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. they were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! what is that power? oooh, invisibility or x-ray vision or maybe telekinesis or teleportation! or shape-shifting, that would be cool. o.o

85: what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? depends on who’s asking it, but probably a question involving my romantic interests in anyone

86: what is my current desktop picture?


87: had sex? yes

88: bought condoms? no, but I got some free ones

89: gotten pregnant? no, thank god

90: failed a class? yes

91: kissed a boy? yes

92: kissed a girl? yes

93: have you ever kissed somebody in the rain? no, but I’d like to

94: had job? yep

95: left the house without my wallet? oh yes

96: bullied someone on the internet? no

97: had sex in public? well, it was a LARP (remember that LARP from question 9?), but yes

98: played on a sports team? lol no, I’m terrible at sports, but I did try out for one once

99: smoked weed? yes

100: did drugs? no, but I’m slightly curious

101: smoked cigarettes? no, but again, slightly curious

102: drank alcohol? yep

103: am I a vegetarian/vegan? my friend and I tried being vegetarian once, but after I dropped 10 pounds in about 3 days, I decided it wasn’t a good idea (if I weren’t underweight though, I would definitely try again)

104: been overweight? nope

105: been underweight? yes and I still am (not on purpose though)

106: been to a wedding? no, actually, but I’d like to

107: been on the computer for 5 hours straight? ohhhh yess

108: watched tv for 5 hours straight? haha, yep

109: been outside my home country? I wish (funny story: we were supposed to go to Canada once, and I thought we did, so I went around telling everyone I’d been to Canada…turns out we’d never actually made it)

110: gotten my heart broken? yes

111: been to a professional sports game? yep! I had no idea what was going on

112: broken a bone? nope! (had a false alarm once though)

113: cut myself? yes (been clean of it for some months though, thank goodness :] )

114: been to prom? yep!

115: been in an airplane? yesss

116: fly by helicopter? no, but I’d like to

117: what concerts have I been to? a lot of small local concerts, Justin Timberlake, Neil Diamond (that’s all I can remember » ), and also FUN. in September! :D

118: had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes

119: learned another language? aha, I’ve tried

120: wore make up? yep

121: lost my virginity before I was 18? no

122: had oral sex? …. *sigh* yes

123: dyed my hair? numerous times

124: voted in a presidential election? hell yes!

125: rode in an ambulance? nooo, and I’d rather not, please

126: had surgery? no, but it may be in the future »

127: met someone famous? yes! :D

128: stalked someone on a social network? hasn’t everyone?

129: peed outside? sure, why not

130: been fishing? do fishing board games count?

131: helped with charity? yes

132: been rejected by a crush? yes

133: broken a mirror? I don’t think so

134: what do I want for my birthday? Tom Hiddleston, please (or just any presents that actually resemble things I LIKE rather than just random things people buy cos they don’t know me at all » )

135: how many kids do I want and what will be their names? I actually don’t want kids right now…no way. o.o IF that ever changes though, I guess I’d like maybe 2. I like the name Claire for a girl (this is in NO way related to my muse, I just like the name) and I also like Willow, and I’m not sure yet for boy names…but like I said, not for a while.

136: was I named after anyone? I don’t think so, but I tell people I was named after the french Madeleine cookies (I used to think I was named after that little french girl Madeline, though my name isn’t spelled that way)

137: do I like my handwriting? sometimes, yes :)

138: what was my favourite toy as a child? I think play-dough was one of them

139: favourite tv show? that 70s show and the twilight zone (aka shows that ended years ago)

140: where do I want to live when I’m older? my chocolate twin and I haven’t decided yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s not here

141: play any musical instrument? guitar and ukulele, and I got my sights set on piano and drums next >:]

142: one of my scars, how did I get it? I have a tiny scar from when my friend accidentally scratched me…it’s permanent. she fucking scratched me. like wth? o.O

143: favourite pizza topping cheese and then more cheese

144: am I afraid of the dark? if I’ve just seen a scary movie, yes

145: am I afraid of heights? not usually

146: have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yep

147: have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? story of my life, bro

148: what I’m really bad at? not being self-deprecatory

149: what my greatest achievements are so far: the misha song, gaining LOADS of confidence, and not giving in to suicide

150: the meanest thing somebody has ever said to me “do you want to be an asshole the rest of your life?” (plot twist: it was my mom)

151: what I’d do if I won the lottery give some to charity/use some to personally help out those in need, buy some awesome things for people I love who deserve awesome things, use it to travel the world

152: what do I like about myself? that I can make people smile/laugh

153: my closest tumblr friend oh boy…uh, (in no particular order) there’s Ell, Flor, Sarena, Danielle, Kate, Dina, lokisblueeyedcowgirl, and carolinestrick

154: something I fantasize about um…making out and traveling? (not at the same time) XD

155: what is one time era you would go back to if you could time travel? hmmm…maybe the Renaissance or the time of Charles Dickens? (I love the Renaissance Faire and the Dickens Faire, want to see how accurate they are, lol xD)

And there you have it


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