"To live would be an awfully big adventure."
strategically grown beneath his mouth
I know you can breed animals for certain characteristics, but I had no idea that patches of fur was now one of them.
My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just
i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
In which a wild, aroused Castiel appears
all I’m saying is the ratio of “single/lonely/sexually frustrated” posts to “in a relationship/probably less sexually frustrated” posts on my dash is unequal and I need more of the second kind on my dash
also nsfw stuff, to be totally honest
someone uploaded one of my posts to pinterest, ahahaha heck yes
edit: TWO of my posts! xD
*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*
"What does your son look like?"